The Supersized Happy Burger Box: Archival Clamshell Box for Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box shares a similar overall design with the original Happy Burger Box, with a few key differences: the exterior is wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather (rather than book cloth), and the case is built with added depth to accommodate both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024.
You can also request a custom interior label with your set’s letter and number, placed inside the top tray - at no additional cost.
Welcome to Happy’s - where the horror is stacked tall and the combo is cursed.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box is an expanded, extra-crispy archival clamshell enclosure designed to hold both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. This is a vault for the completist, the collector, the glutton for weird fiction who wants a double helping of dread, ketchup, and cursed Americana.
Wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather, loud as a haunted fryer, and featuring tray walls wrapped in ketchup-red linen book cloth, the case preserves more than just stories - it contains a meal you’ll never digest. Black buffered cardstock floors the trays like scorched tile in a backroom nobody dares mop.
The spine and front cover are dressed with custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed beneath archival acrylic - because even cursed fiction deserves clean typography. A bold “Books Clubbed Reese” badge anchors the front, a winking tribute to The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon, the story that kicks off the menu.
Each Supersized Happy Burger Box includes a 1.75” round “Books Clubbed Reese” pin - a proudly ridiculous token of your membership in the most exclusive fast-food horror club since the haunted jukebox spun its first tune. Wear it ironically. Or don’t. Either way, the box respects your commitment to chaos.
Designed to house both the Numbered and Lettered Editions in one gluttonous slab of preservation, this enclosure is part collectible, part containment chamber, part fever dream from a long-defunct drive-thru chain.
Try our new Supersized Happy Burger Box - where the food’s always out of stock, but the water and music are free-flowing and involuntary.
And don’t just take our word for it. Ask your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Product images of the Supersized Happy Burger Box are forthcoming! For now, images shown are of the original Happy Burger Box to give you a sense of the overall design and aesthetic. The Supersized version shares many of the same features—just with more space to hold both editions (and all your delicious dread). Stay tuned for updated photos!
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 2.27 in (5.8 cm) D
Compatibility: Built to house both the Numbered (dust jacket) and Lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. Books not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Ships to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For other international orders, please contact us for a custom quote.
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box shares a similar overall design with the original Happy Burger Box, with a few key differences: the exterior is wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather (rather than book cloth), and the case is built with added depth to accommodate both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024.
You can also request a custom interior label with your set’s letter and number, placed inside the top tray - at no additional cost.
Welcome to Happy’s - where the horror is stacked tall and the combo is cursed.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box is an expanded, extra-crispy archival clamshell enclosure designed to hold both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. This is a vault for the completist, the collector, the glutton for weird fiction who wants a double helping of dread, ketchup, and cursed Americana.
Wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather, loud as a haunted fryer, and featuring tray walls wrapped in ketchup-red linen book cloth, the case preserves more than just stories - it contains a meal you’ll never digest. Black buffered cardstock floors the trays like scorched tile in a backroom nobody dares mop.
The spine and front cover are dressed with custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed beneath archival acrylic - because even cursed fiction deserves clean typography. A bold “Books Clubbed Reese” badge anchors the front, a winking tribute to The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon, the story that kicks off the menu.
Each Supersized Happy Burger Box includes a 1.75” round “Books Clubbed Reese” pin - a proudly ridiculous token of your membership in the most exclusive fast-food horror club since the haunted jukebox spun its first tune. Wear it ironically. Or don’t. Either way, the box respects your commitment to chaos.
Designed to house both the Numbered and Lettered Editions in one gluttonous slab of preservation, this enclosure is part collectible, part containment chamber, part fever dream from a long-defunct drive-thru chain.
Try our new Supersized Happy Burger Box - where the food’s always out of stock, but the water and music are free-flowing and involuntary.
And don’t just take our word for it. Ask your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Product images of the Supersized Happy Burger Box are forthcoming! For now, images shown are of the original Happy Burger Box to give you a sense of the overall design and aesthetic. The Supersized version shares many of the same features—just with more space to hold both editions (and all your delicious dread). Stay tuned for updated photos!
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 2.27 in (5.8 cm) D
Compatibility: Built to house both the Numbered (dust jacket) and Lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. Books not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Ships to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For other international orders, please contact us for a custom quote.
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box shares a similar overall design with the original Happy Burger Box, with a few key differences: the exterior is wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather (rather than book cloth), and the case is built with added depth to accommodate both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024.
You can also request a custom interior label with your set’s letter and number, placed inside the top tray - at no additional cost.
Welcome to Happy’s - where the horror is stacked tall and the combo is cursed.
The Supersized Happy Burger Box is an expanded, extra-crispy archival clamshell enclosure designed to hold both the Numbered and Lettered Editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. This is a vault for the completist, the collector, the glutton for weird fiction who wants a double helping of dread, ketchup, and cursed Americana.
Wrapped in mustard-yellow vegan leather, loud as a haunted fryer, and featuring tray walls wrapped in ketchup-red linen book cloth, the case preserves more than just stories - it contains a meal you’ll never digest. Black buffered cardstock floors the trays like scorched tile in a backroom nobody dares mop.
The spine and front cover are dressed with custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed beneath archival acrylic - because even cursed fiction deserves clean typography. A bold “Books Clubbed Reese” badge anchors the front, a winking tribute to The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon, the story that kicks off the menu.
Each Supersized Happy Burger Box includes a 1.75” round “Books Clubbed Reese” pin - a proudly ridiculous token of your membership in the most exclusive fast-food horror club since the haunted jukebox spun its first tune. Wear it ironically. Or don’t. Either way, the box respects your commitment to chaos.
Designed to house both the Numbered and Lettered Editions in one gluttonous slab of preservation, this enclosure is part collectible, part containment chamber, part fever dream from a long-defunct drive-thru chain.
Try our new Supersized Happy Burger Box - where the food’s always out of stock, but the water and music are free-flowing and involuntary.
And don’t just take our word for it. Ask your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Product images of the Supersized Happy Burger Box are forthcoming! For now, images shown are of the original Happy Burger Box to give you a sense of the overall design and aesthetic. The Supersized version shares many of the same features—just with more space to hold both editions (and all your delicious dread). Stay tuned for updated photos!
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 2.27 in (5.8 cm) D
Compatibility: Built to house both the Numbered (dust jacket) and Lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. Books not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Ships to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For other international orders, please contact us for a custom quote.