The Happy Burger Box: Archival Clamshell Box for Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
What begins as a week with Reese ends with a bonfire of self and sanity.
The Happy Burger Box is a vibrant archival clamshell enclosure crafted to house the 2024 Patreon-exclusive story collection by Philip Fracassi. This is no ordinary protective case—this is chaos wrapped in cheesy paper, a cursed collectible from a franchise that never should have opened. It hums with fluorescent charm, pickled dread, and the unmistakable tang of archival mustard. Order up, reader: your combo comes with existential fries and a side of horror sauce.
Built from archival binder’s board and wrapped in a mustard-yellow cloth bright enough to offend reality itself, the exterior hums with the same unhinged energy as a possessed snack aisle. Within, ketchup-red tray walls and spine insert bleed cheerfully toward the abyss, while black buffered cardstock lines the trays like the void lining a smile—perfect for keeping madness politely seated.
The spine and front cover each feature custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed with an archival acrylic coating for UV protection and durability. The front cover also includes a cheeky "Books Clubbed Reese" seal, a knowing nod to the story that opens the collection: The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon.
Each Happy Burger Box comes with an exclusive 1.75" Books Clubbed Reese round pin, the kind of absurd collectible that lets you and your friends prove you belong to the most exclusive club this side of the haunted jukebox.
Try our new Happy Burger Box - where the food is hard to come by, but the water and music are always free. But don’t just take our word for it! Just listen to your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 1.20 in (3.05 cm) D
Compatibility: Designed for both the numbered (hardcover with dust jacket) and lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. The lettered edition version includes thicker tray linings to accommodate the slightly narrower volume due to the absence of a dust jacket.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. A copy of Patreon Stories 2024 is not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Shipping available to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For international orders beyond these regions, please contact us for a custom quote.
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
What begins as a week with Reese ends with a bonfire of self and sanity.
The Happy Burger Box is a vibrant archival clamshell enclosure crafted to house the 2024 Patreon-exclusive story collection by Philip Fracassi. This is no ordinary protective case—this is chaos wrapped in cheesy paper, a cursed collectible from a franchise that never should have opened. It hums with fluorescent charm, pickled dread, and the unmistakable tang of archival mustard. Order up, reader: your combo comes with existential fries and a side of horror sauce.
Built from archival binder’s board and wrapped in a mustard-yellow cloth bright enough to offend reality itself, the exterior hums with the same unhinged energy as a possessed snack aisle. Within, ketchup-red tray walls and spine insert bleed cheerfully toward the abyss, while black buffered cardstock lines the trays like the void lining a smile—perfect for keeping madness politely seated.
The spine and front cover each feature custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed with an archival acrylic coating for UV protection and durability. The front cover also includes a cheeky "Books Clubbed Reese" seal, a knowing nod to the story that opens the collection: The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon.
Each Happy Burger Box comes with an exclusive 1.75" Books Clubbed Reese round pin, the kind of absurd collectible that lets you and your friends prove you belong to the most exclusive club this side of the haunted jukebox.
Try our new Happy Burger Box - where the food is hard to come by, but the water and music are always free. But don’t just take our word for it! Just listen to your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 1.20 in (3.05 cm) D
Compatibility: Designed for both the numbered (hardcover with dust jacket) and lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. The lettered edition version includes thicker tray linings to accommodate the slightly narrower volume due to the absence of a dust jacket.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. A copy of Patreon Stories 2024 is not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Shipping available to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For international orders beyond these regions, please contact us for a custom quote.
This is a preorder. Production is scheduled to begin in 4–6 weeks.
What begins as a week with Reese ends with a bonfire of self and sanity.
The Happy Burger Box is a vibrant archival clamshell enclosure crafted to house the 2024 Patreon-exclusive story collection by Philip Fracassi. This is no ordinary protective case—this is chaos wrapped in cheesy paper, a cursed collectible from a franchise that never should have opened. It hums with fluorescent charm, pickled dread, and the unmistakable tang of archival mustard. Order up, reader: your combo comes with existential fries and a side of horror sauce.
Built from archival binder’s board and wrapped in a mustard-yellow cloth bright enough to offend reality itself, the exterior hums with the same unhinged energy as a possessed snack aisle. Within, ketchup-red tray walls and spine insert bleed cheerfully toward the abyss, while black buffered cardstock lines the trays like the void lining a smile—perfect for keeping madness politely seated.
The spine and front cover each feature custom recessed labels, printed on premium vellum photo paper and sealed with an archival acrylic coating for UV protection and durability. The front cover also includes a cheeky "Books Clubbed Reese" seal, a knowing nod to the story that opens the collection: The Mummified Corpse of Reese Witherspoon.
Each Happy Burger Box comes with an exclusive 1.75" Books Clubbed Reese round pin, the kind of absurd collectible that lets you and your friends prove you belong to the most exclusive club this side of the haunted jukebox.
Try our new Happy Burger Box - where the food is hard to come by, but the water and music are always free. But don’t just take our word for it! Just listen to your pal Broomy:
“Well, I for one la-la-LOVE IT!” [...] “It’s fanny-fan-fan-FANTASTIC!”
Dimensions: 9.56 in (24.3 cm) H × 6.45 in (16.4 cm) W × 1.20 in (3.05 cm) D
Compatibility: Designed for both the numbered (hardcover with dust jacket) and lettered (leatherbound) editions of Patreon Stories 2024 by Philip Fracassi. The lettered edition version includes thicker tray linings to accommodate the slightly narrower volume due to the absence of a dust jacket.
NOTES
This listing is for the clamshell box only. A copy of Patreon Stories 2024 is not included.
Each enclosure is handmade to order with and production time varies based on backlog.
Shipping available to the U.S., Canada, U.K., EU, and Australia. For international orders beyond these regions, please contact us for a custom quote.